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Porn Hub! All hail the almighty one! The king of free porn sites! Often misspelled as “PronHub”,
“PorHub” or “Poenhub” by degenerates, it was founded in 2007 by Matt Keezer,
who sold it to Fabian Thylmann in 2010,
because the fucker probably cared more about the money than the website itself.
It became part of the Manwin branch, now known as Mindgeek.
Other giants in the network include sites like YouPorn and RedTube,
and they also own a shit-ton of premium sites like Brazzers and Digital Playground.
Porn Hub ain’t the #1 most popular porn site in the world,
but it does have the most porn—almost 11.4 million videos, as of this writing!
Look, I’m not going to jerk your chain around too much.
I’m pretty certain you’ve visited PornHub.com before.
Maybe you’re even one of the hundreds of thousands who have visited the site today,
as they do every day. Hell,
you’ve probably utilized the site for forearm exercise enough that you could
write your own review, huh? As the king daddy of porn tubes,
they set the example that lesser tubes strive to emulate.
Let’s take a look at some of the things that make PornHub what it is.
How to Create the Web’s Biggest Sex Tube
Did you know that Pornhub made an appearance in 2013’s romantic comedy,
Don John? I bet you think your lonely existence in mom’s basement is Hollywood material now,
too, huh? The movie’s about a fap addict who can’t stop masturbating to Internet porn,
even though he’s always getting laid.
I wonder why the fuck they asked Joseph Gordon-Levitt for the main role instead of me.
Do you see a skinny loser like him fucking a co-star like Scarlett Johansson? Yeah,
the director didn’t think so either, which is why he’s downgraded to Julianne Moore by the end!
Yeah, PornHub.com is favored by movie dudes, stinky library bums, you,
your co-workers, and everyone else.
Donald Trump reportedly searches the site for his Russian pee tape every morning and
every night your mom yells at your dad,
“Get off Porn Hub and come to bed!” It’s just easier jerking it to
hot teens (18+) than waiting 20 minutes for Viagra to kick in and stick it in your mom’s
sandy desert cooch. Speaking of teens (18+), the site’s drum intro is a
goddamn meme among the TikTok set, forcing parents, teachers,
and guidance counselors everywhere to pretend they don’t recognize it.
Seriously, everybody fucking loves this website.
Part of that popularity stems from their massive range of categories.
Their Categories page lists 100 major subgenres of smut, from Blowjob and Anal,
to Asian and Ebony, to Big Tits and Old/Young.
They’ve got 300,000 DIY fuck flicks filed under Amateur,
15,000 Vintage sex films your dad and grandpa used to jerk off to,
and nearly 20,000 pieces of smut that are apparently Popular With Women.
I’m a sucker for the Public obscenity and Lesbians,
while you neckbeards will crank it to the Cartoon porn and Hentai,
and the kinksters can dive into the Bondage area and Fetish section.
Family fun fans are going to be disappointed by the conspicuous absence
of an official Taboo genre. A search for the term “taboo” turns up literally nothing,
but you can still turn up a ton of porn by searching for “Taboo” or “Step”.
It’s still there, like it is everywhere else, but they don’t like to make too much noise
about it. The same goes for their Pee videos, which are also available by the thousands.
All Your Favorite Starlets Fucking for Free
Not only does PornHub.com have a wide range of perversion,
but they’ve got all kinds of babes performing it.
From innocent-looking 18+ teens showing their naked bodies on webcam,
to soccer MILFs taking it in their neighbor’s garage, to spazzed-out hoes being roleplay choked,
spit on and having every hole gangbanged by a hockey team, this site has it all.
Crank it to White girls, Black girls, skinny girls, fat girls,
and absolutely everything in between.
Do you like pornstars like Mia Khalifa, Chyna, and Stormy Daniels? No problem,
amigo! The Pornstars page ranks every video slut in the business by popularity,
each with loads of free pornos available.
It’s easy to find all the videos of your favorite girl and subscribe to her channel,
creating a custom spank-feed that serves up all her newest shit.
Most of the popular chicks have hundreds or even thousands of free videos on the site;
Riley Reid has nearly 900, Adriana Chechik has almost 2,000,
and eternal favorite Mia Khalifa has around 5,000.
Not bad for a chick who only worked in the business for three months!
Some of you porn scholars see the issue with this.
Mia didn’t actually shoot 5,000 movies in 3 months. She shot 12.
There are a lot of duplicate videos on the site,
though it’s obviously a much bigger issue with major stars like Ms. Khalifa.
I suspect it’s not going to make you too angry as you beat your meat.
Setting the Standard for Sex Tubes Everwhere
I love how they use category tags in the video player,
so you know what sex action happens when. If you don’t like foreplay,
skip right to the Cowgirl sequence or the Ass-to-Mouth,
and then jump to the Cumshot when you’re ready to pop and not a goddamn moment before!
The Hotspots feature performs a similar function,
showing you exactly which part of the video most of the fans are shaking their dicks at.
Speaking of Cumshots, you can watch those messy moments in super slow-motion
using the built-in playback speed control.
Their advanced video player is full of features all the other guys copy.
They were offering multiple resolutions up to HD before the smaller tubes,
and now they’re on the cutting edge of free virtual reality porno.
You’ve also got basic social media features like sharing, commenting,
and Liking or Disliking scenes. It’s great for letting your fellow masturbators,
and your grandma know if a video got you off or not.
Registering for a free account also lets you download many of the videos,
a perk not even the paysites offer consistently anymore.
Under the Porn Hub Community tab,
you can see which other (verified) members are part of the site and
send them private messages. Who knows, maybe you can even get laid for real here?
Prudes and worrywarts can flag shit that gets their panties in a bunch if
they want a moderator to take a look. Hey,
we don’t want the feds to lock your hairy ass up with Bubba in jail!
The advertising used to be worse on the site, but with a good spam blocker,
you won’t really see spam on PornHub.
This stems in large part from their status as THE big sex tube.
They get a ton of traffic the premium sites want, so they work out affiliate agreements and
make the bulk of their money that way. The shitter tubes don’t have the same deals,
so they earn their profits from people trying to sell you dick pills.
Anyways, if you can’t get off on Porn Hub (also often misspelled as “pornhib”,
“por hub”, “pornhun”, “pron hub”, “pirnhub”, “prnhub”, “hubporn”, “pprnhub”, “phub”,
“porbhub” or “potnhub”), then you can’t get off anywhere!
Pay Money or Get Money with a Free Tube
They’ve got a Premium membership available if you’re bothered by the minimal spam,
or if you’d just like to stream and download in full 4K Ultra-HD.
They’ve also got a nice selection of exclusive full-length pornos included.
Pornhub Premium is free for the first week and then costs $9.99 per month.
Pornhub VR comes with it, too.
You can even buy a gift card for a friend’s birthday!
Imagine the look on his face when he opens your present.
His eyes will fill with tears,
and you can be sure that this is one gift he won’t be selling on eBay when you go home!
If you’d rather get paid than pay out,
you can upload your homemade sex tape with their amateur program.
Their top amateur models earn up to $40,000 a month!
Don’t you want to be the next big thing in pornography?
What else is there to say about PornHub.com? They’re the king of the tubes for their massive,
constantly growing smut collection and the masturbatory convenience of how they
organize that humongous archive. I’d go on,
but you’ve probably already stopped reading in favor of all that free porno.

X Videos is one of the largest porno websites in the world. To be exact, since 7th July of 2018, it ranked as the 43rd most visited website in the world with an estimated 1,6 billion visitors /month. That’s a ton of jizz that goes to waste on a daily basis, which makes those cum craving sperm banks jealous as fuck. Then again, good riddance! We don’t need DNA from fucking losers in the gene pool!
XVideos.com was launched way back in 2007, so it currently is around 11 years old. Little is known about the French owner “Stephane”. At least the mofo isn’t a gold digger like the original owner of Pornhub. When he was offered 120 million dollars by an unknown source, the motherfucker said: “go fuck yourself and let me continue my game of Diablo II”. What a hero…! Yeah right, what an idiot! If someone offered me that kind of money, you can all kiss my hairy ass goodbye, dipshits!
This is one of those websites, like their sister site XNXX that barely needs any introduction, seeing how famous they are and how much appreciation they got from people until now. XVideos.com call themselves the best free porn site, and while this sure is a big claim. I can’t say this is truly the best free porn website out there objectively, but in my personal opinion, it’s definitively somewhere out there in the top ten. However, I’ll be as objective as possible in this review, and I’ll make sure to talk about both the good and the bad sides of X Videos because I’m feeling generous today.
A design that is both iconic and simple
Plenty of you have probably already seen XVideos, especially in the last few years, seeing that the page has gathered lots and lots of fame quite recently for some reason. Even though I can’t exactly put my finger on it, it only makes sense that a page such as this one got famous, taking everything into account. First off, we’re going to take a look at the homepage and the design of it. Basically, there’s not much going on here. You get a plain white background on top of which you’ll find a bunch of thumbnails scattered around. That’s pretty simple, but it gets the job done, and no website needs more than that, now does it.
So, as I said, a bunch of thumbnails are scattered around on the home page, and you get to see the number of the views on these videos and the channel that uploaded these movies, the duration of the pornos is also available to you (written right underneath the thumbnail). When you hover above one of the thumbnails (with your cursor, I don’t expect you go levitating like Alladin on his magic carpet) the video shows you a short preview of what’s about to happen in the video. The preview lasts only a few seconds, but it surely shows you enough action so that you know what kind of nastiness you’re getting yourself into. So if your straight and you’re checking out gay porn, there’s no going back from that my bi-curious friend.
A simple, yet useful video player
The X Videos player is one of the most popular video players in the porn world. It’s has a neat little design, and it’s great, really. It doesn’t ask you to watch an ad before you watch a video and it doesn’t ask you to watch any ads while the video plays. You know how annoying it gets with other websites, right? You try to rewind a little, you click on the player, and you get a ton of ads shoved in your face. This can really ruin your mood sometimes, and I know it does fuck me up. Luckily enough, this doesn’t happen on XVideos.com, so we’ve truly been blessed by this page’s existence.
Creating an account can truly be a blessing
If you decide to create an account on XVideos.com, you won’t be wasting your time, that’s for sure. Given that most websites will basically just waste your time and convince you to create an account with the promise of “faster streaming servers” (which will often prove to be absolute bullshit), XVideos.com comes up straight to your face and they tell you what’s up.
The account creation process is quite simple, really. You only need your email, an idea for your profile name (yes, stonersatanist420666 will do just fine), a password and you need to agree to their terms of service and their privacy policy. After doing that you may do some new things with your free account. First off, the most interesting feature would probably be the ability to upload your own videos to XVideos.com and the ability to download videos from the page. This is great, really, seeing as plenty of the videos in here are HD. Most porn websites won’t let you download their stuff, especially if it’s in HD.
Furthermore, you may also build a collection of your favorite videos. So a playlist, basically. This playlist can either be a public playlist, or a private playlist. After creating an account you can chat with other members, and you can make more friends…but honestly, who the hell chats on X Videos? Who wakes up in the morning and goes: “Oh okay, today I’m going to talk to my friends on Xvideos”? …besides your MOM!
No categories, no problem
You’ll notice that this website doesn’t exactly use any categories, which would come off as surprising. Seeing that the page has around eight million videos uploaded to it, you would assume that all of them have been categorized, but you would be wrong. This isn’t true. However, the page uses tags as an efficient way to “separate” the videos. You get the most popular tabs in your country at the top of the page, which is nice. Just click on one of the tabs and videos that are all about, well, let’s say “Squirting” will pop up on your screen. So click on that tag, and you’ll get videos related to that thing in specific. It’s simple, and it makes sense.
Features
I’ve already mentioned that this website is very, very simple and that it isn’t crowded with tons of features, but it still has some, that various other websites could use, which is pretty good. For starters, don’t you hate it when you find a great porno website but it isn’t available in your language? It sucks! Most websites are available in English, and so is XVideos.com, but if you want to view it in another language, it has the entire world covered (so that’s basically the Chinese, Indian, Spanish and the English language), so you don’t need to worry about not understanding things. You do get to view this website in a bunch of other languages as well. There is the Czech language, German, French, Italian, Hungaria, Norwegian, Portuguese, Romanian, Greek, even Hebrew when you want that Jew porn. Yup, Jew porn. That’s right.
The variety of languages are cool, but English will be enough for most of us. You’ll also find an option that lets you shut the lights off, which is a neat little touch. You’ll find this option on many other websites such as 4chan, YouTube and so on. The people behind XVideos seem to be quite aware of how simple their page looks, and they didn’t want to change a thing, even though they are probably drowning in money at this point. They did add some new features, and they did try to translate the website to as many languages as possible, but they did not touch the core elements that made this page feel so nice and “cozy.” Oh yeah, and by the way, you can turn off the video previews if you want to do that for some strange reason. Just click on the little white “gear” next to the “videos I like” button.
A little something for everyone
You’ll notice the little red button that says “100% verified”, and you’ll notice that after you click on this button, you will be taken to a section of XVideos.com where you’ll be able to watch 100% verified amateur porn. However, I doubt these are all amateur. I mean, you’ll see some very freaky movies, I honestly doubt that these things happen in real life. 18+ Schoolgirls do not get gangbanged by all their male professors in the real world. It simply does not happen.
However, videos with a thematic like that can still be found in the 100% verified section. Next, we have the Pornstars section and basically, what you find in here are all of your favorite girls. Click on a name, and you get to see all of the videos that this pornstar that you chose has performed in.
The overall experience
Even though this website has no exclusive content that the rich fuckers crave so badly, it still manages to give you a great experience. For starters, all of the porn in here is free, the website doesn’t throw thousands of ads in your face when you move your cursor, the player is great, and the atmosphere is great. I have no regrets when I visit XVideos (often misspelled as “xvids”, “xvidoes”, “xvideoa”, “xvideis”, “xvides”, “x vedios” or “xvidos”).

x Hamster (not “xhampster” lol)! Any serious pornoholic has definitely at least heard of xhamster.com. Most of you, I’m willing to wager, have fapped to this tube website on more than one occasion. For some of you, it might even be your go-to porn tube site. And, if that is the case, you are certainly not alone. There are 10 million others who fap to xHamster frequently enough to be registered users. After XVideos and Pornhub, it is the third most popular pornographic site on the internet today.
Headquartered in Limassol, Cyprus, xHamster was founded in 2007 by Alex Hawkings. The minds behind the site wanted to do something different from what they were seeing most porno sites doing at the time. Coming off of the peak popularity of social media sites like Facebook and Twitter, xHamster’s founders set out to create a website that was equal parts porn tube and xxx social media site.
A spokesperson for the site said of xHamster’s intentions that the site was meant for “people who wanted to chat, exchange erotic pics and share amateur videos … to find mutual friends online and maybe discover partners interested in intimate relationships.” I think it is fair to say that x Hamster has done a bang-up job of providing the platform that they set out to provide, as it has become a cornucopia of amateur and homemade user-uploaded content.
As far as the “discover partners interested in intimate relationships” part is concerned, though, I cannot speak to. I have never felt the need to resort to a porn site like xhamster to find my “intimate relationships,” but I am very curious to know if anyone’s ever had any luck with that aspect of the website.
The Site Itself
Obviously, xHamster has made quite a name for themselves in their relatively short period of time as an xxx social media/porn tube. But does the site itself hold up to all the hype? Well, let’s take a look. From the moment you arrive at xHamster’s home page, it is hard not to be impressed by how clean and easy to navigate the web design is. With videos broken into two simple and distinct categories: hot porn videos and newest porn videos. At xhamster, you can also easily filter by best instead of newest and by length (which is a great feature, considering homemade videos, for some reason, tend to be significantly shorter in length).
To your left, you can easily filter search results by category, channel, or porn star by simply clicking on it. At xhamster, you can also combine tags together with one click—a great feature that, somehow, is glaringly missing from a lot of tube sites that I’ve browsed. Their professional studio content appears right alongside their teeming archive of homemade content, unless you specify otherwise. You can also conveniently filter the videos so that you only see straight, gay, or shemale videos. If you don’t discriminate at all in your hedonism, however, you can always activate all three.
The most annoying thing that xhamster added was a hardcoded watermark on top of the videos. It sometimes really messes with your fap experience, when you’re about to see a guy jizz on a chick’s face and then…BOOM! That damn watermark “this video has been uploaded to xHamster” appears on the chick’s face like a motherfucking cockblocker! Seriously, whoever thought it was a good idea deserves a kick in the balls!
As far as xHamster’s social media components are concerned, you have all the usual community-oriented features that you’d be used to on other similar sites (such as Porn Hub). You can also comment on/rate videos, add videos to your favorites, upload videos/pictures, and message users directly. One thing that really sets xHamster (mobile) apart from the other tubes is their dating feature. When you click on their tab labeled “dating,” you are not brought to some sketchy third-party scam “get laid tonight” site; they actually allow you to search and interact with other users to try and score dates. Refreshing, right?
From here, you can filter search results by gender (including trans, genderqueer, and intersex individuals), sexual orientation (everything from hetero, to pansexual, to asexual), age, country, state, and city. User profiles include a short bio, photos, and videos (if they have any), the ability to friend request, subscribe, and send messages.
The only downside to this on xhamster is that, and this might be expected, the pickings are pretty slim. I searched for females of any sexual orientation and age range, for example, in the state of New York, and only returned 42 profiles. Compare this to 423 men in New York, and you can start to get an idea of how fucked up the ratio is.
A Little Something for Everyone
In addition to the millions of videos and photos available to you for free, they also have thousands upon thousands of pages worth of user-created erotic stories to choose from on xHamster Stories, if that’s your thing. Read the erotica of others, write and upload your own, and comment on stories to spark discussion. It is nice to see xHamster doing so much that sets them apart from their competitors.
Maybe amateur porn is not your cup of tea, and you’re sick of only being able to watch clips and excerpts from premium videos. Well, xHamster free porn has you covered there as well. They also offer xHamster Premium, which allows you to purchase full-length premium content, one video at a time. This is a great option for anyone who doesn’t want to commit to a monthly membership fee for a set length of time, but also wants to enjoy a full-length premium porno film from time to time. Usually, it takes a one-year commitment for most premium paysites. Feel free to sign up and purchase as many or as few videos as you wish.
Combine all of these features I’ve already mentioned with the fact that xHamster also runs their very own cam site (yes, some of the models are also searchable on their dating page), and you have a behemoth of a porn community with endless amounts of content, the possibility to meet and fuck the girl of your dreams, and the ability to purchase premium videos one at a time. There are truly no other sites like it out there today.
If you are sick of your porn tubes being merely a vessel for you to fap through and are ready to take on a bit of a more active role in your porno viewing life, I would definitely recommend giving xHamster a shot. It is completely free to sign up as a member (and even if you don’t, you have access to all of their content anyway, save for the social media aspects). I encourage you to register and try your luck at hitting up some of the pornoholic women in your area.
Or, if you’re feeling especially daring, upload some of your own content on xhamster. Just please make sure you’re uploading quality “hamster porn”. No more of these 10-second videos of bedsheets rustling under your humping because you’re too stupid to aim a fucking video camera. If you are going to try your hand at amateur pornography, at least have the decency to give us something worth fapping to.
All in all, xHamster (often misspelled as “hamster xxx”, “xhanster”, “xhamester”, “exhamster”, xhamsters”, “xhams”, “xhmaster”, “x-hamster”, “xhamter” or “hamsterx”) is a well-designed site with tons of content that allows you to interact with the world of porn like never before. Chances are you could spend hours on xhamster and never even notice time passing. There is just so much to do there. On that note, I think it is time for me to go browse some more homemade videos. Maybe, I’ll even hit up some of these hotties from my state and see what happens. Happy fapping at xhamster.com or xHamsterLive, fuckwads!

XNXX.com! Ladies and gentlemen, perverts of all stripes, let’s talk about the big blue elephant in the room. It’s got a funky blue layout straight out of the ‘90s, but is one of 2025’s top porno sites. Hell, with over 3 billion views a month, this big motherfucker is shaping up to be one of the best wank stashes of all time. If you guessed I was talking about XNXX.com, the sister site of XVideos, then treat yourself to a jerk session to one of their millions of videos.
No, that’s not a typo. XNXX currently has nearly 8 million videos available to stream completely for free. You could beat your meat to their collection of Latinas, MILFs, and teens (18+) for every second of the rest of your life and never watch the same thing twice.
This Is The Good Shit
If you’ve never taken the time to peruse XNXX’s fuck movie offerings, what the fuck are you still doing reading this? I mean, I appreciate the loyal readership, but I’m just a dude talking about porn. You’ve got to take some initiative here. Whipping the dripper is more fun than reading anything I’ve got to say.
Anyway, as I was saying, newcomers to the site might be expecting some half-ass amateur smut starring rejects from the strip club over on the shitty side of town. I mean, it’s a ton of porn and it’s a huge collection. There’s got to be some trade-off, right?
A quick look at the main page proves this just ain’t the case. Yeah, every big collection is going to have some stinkers, but you’ll have to search for it if you’re into ugly chicks.
XNXX ain’t some fly-by-night operation. They’ve got videos from the big names in the business. Right away, I see clips from Mofos, BangBros, Brazzers, and FakeTaxi. Those guys all offer premium content, and here it is at XNXX for free. Fuck yeah!
Good stuff floats to the top on any decent porn site. XNXX has social media features baked in, allowing users to Like or comment on their favorite clips. The default view shows the most popular material, and the users have some fine taste in smut.
It’s worth noting that the scenes tend to run around 10 minutes or less. There’s no way to organize your search results by length, so you’re out of luck if you like wrestling the eel to movie-length scenes of step-sisters eating each other’s cunts. The shorter clips kind of come with the free porno tube territory. XNXX gets to post scenes in the hopes you’ll come to the source for a membership.
Sexy Bitches in Porn Situations
I refreshed the front page a few times to see what’s currently hot. A few Angelina Castro scenes kept popping up in the first few rows of clips during my visit. I hovered my mouse over one and saw it was a lesbian student/teacher-themed flick featuring the busty Cuban performing with Sara Jay and another babe. That’s exactly my type of shit, so I clicked through to the video.
This 8-minute clip originates from DailySex.Club, but plays in XNXX’s player, as do all the videos on the site. It selects the highest resolution based on your connection, and members even get access to downloadable versions.
Hopping around to different spots in the video, like the part where the bad student gets her bare ass slapped red, I had minimal buffering. I didn’t get any spam either, which was a nice surprise. You can usually expect at least one pop-up to slip by your adblocker when you watch vids on most free sites.
You can also adjust the video speed, bringing it down to half or up to double. There’s a loop feature if you need to watch that little slut getting her pretty face hosed with cum on repeat.
Weak Tags, Whatever
One thing I noticed was the lackluster tags on the video. I get it, they’re running a free site and can’t afford to hire someone to meticulously index every sex act on every video. Still, this Angelina scene deserves more than two tags.
Tags make searching the full catalog much easier. A well-organized site will have a Blowjob tag on every video with a cocksucking, an Anal tag on anything with butt-sex, and a Lesbian tag on all the girl-on-girl scenes. The video I just watched is only tagged with blowjob and teacher, so it won’t show up for searches like Big Boobs or Latinas. It really fucking should.
This is a pet peeve of mine because sometimes I’m in the mood for something really specific, like Asian Lesbians Fisting Blondes in a Threesome out in Public. That search is only going to pull up videos with all those tags.
Of course, if you’re in a less specific mood, this is going to be less of an issue. Practically speaking, most of us aren’t going to have trouble finding something to beat off to if we’re willing to spend 30 seconds browsing the site.
The genre tags may not be applied as well as they could be, but holy shit, there are a ton of them. There’s a sidebar with a list of the top categories. It runs the entire length of the page. Ebony, MILF, Creampie and Gangbang are all covered here, as are kinkier niches like Pissing and Real Family Taboo.
Click the Full List link at the very bottom and you’ll hit the master index. XNXX has 2,000 genres, covering basically everything. They’ve got Fisting, Fishnets, and Free Gay Porno. Big Black Cock, Big Booty, and Big Tits made the list, too.
The problem is so did Real Amatuer Porn, Real Amature Porn, Real Amateurs, and Realamateur. Two-thousand categories isn’t nearly as impressive when you realize it’s because they did a shitty job with the tags, to begin with. Obvious misspellings like “Masterbation” don’t help the cause much, either.
Bonus Stuff for your Boner
The Best Of link in the corner of the page brings you to a pornographic time machine. Here, you can check out the top videos for every month going all the way back to April 2007. I barely remember the real-life babes I smashed back then, but XNXX has a better memory than The Porn Dude.
Hits are the site’s all-time most popular vids. There’s some incredible smut here, like a mom and step-son clip with Mandy Flores that’s been viewed 250 million times. There’s also some surprising shit, like the babe fucking a dildo shaped like a dog’s dick.
The Hits section might be a decent stop if you’re looking for longer clips. I see a few on the first page with runtimes around half an hour.
I figured the Pictures section would be screencaps and official photos, but it actually looks like a lot of user-uploaded amateur stuff. I want to give a big shout out to all the perverts who jizz on their girlfriend’s face and then share the pics.
For the dirty readers, the Sex Stories link has thousands upon thousands of pieces of written erotica. XNXX’s forum is an interesting place, too. There are the typical discussions of pornstars and unusual holes to put dicks in, and also threads about politics and dudes (probably cops) trying to sell cocaine over the Internet.
The Pornstars page is kind of a fucking mess. The links will pull up a babe’s full collection on the site, but you can only browse by letter or in just a random jumble of sluts.
I was about to point out that the Pornstars list has WWE wrestlers for no goddamn reason, but then I clicked one and found out the babe has legit amateur scenes on the site. Alexa Bliss, you and that sweet ass have a new fan.
While I had some issues with XNXX’s fucked-up tagging system, the site more than makes up for it. This collection is so vast it boggles the mind of even the most jaded freak, and it’s all available for free. With my adblocker running, I didn’t get a single piece of spam during my visit. This is a fucking no-brainer. Make XNXX (often misspelled as “xxnx.com”, “xnxc”, “xbxx”, “xnnxx”, “xnnx.com”, “XXNX”, “XNXC”, “XNNX”, “XNXXX” and “XNXZ”) part of your regular masturbatory rotation.

Sometimes I look at porn sites and think about the weird ways they bring us all together. E porner gets around 60 million views a month, which tells me a lot of people are masturbating to the site right this very moment. I just did, and I have a feeling you might give it a shot next. We could start a club.
New tube sites pop up on the Internet all the time, and a lot of them die just as fast. Eporner.com sounds familiar to that other porn tube “HQporner”, but it ain’t no flash in the pan, though. They’ve been around a solid decade now, and they’ve been building their collection of free porn the whole time. With 1,746,576 filthy sex movies, they claim to be The World’s Biggest HD Porn Tube.
It’s a Tube Full of Sex Videos
Eporner’s had a while to figure out how to do this right, and you know what? It looks basically like every other tube site. Whatever magic Eporner has that elevates it above the typical free sex sites, it’s not immediately evident from the landing page.
The front-page wall of porn thumbnails is broken into a few sections here. It starts with Popular HD Porn Videos, then Recent HD Porn Videos, and finally Recent Homemade Porn Videos. I do like how the amateur and pro videos are split up by default, but the overall collection of DIY smut here is dwarfed by the pro content.
A small selection of Trending Pornstars is presented near the bottom of the page. The thumbnails lead to basic profiles with a list of stats: age, measurements, ethnicity and so on. All of the trending girls today have pages and pages of vids on Eporner. Brooklyn Chase has hundreds of clips in her profile alone, which is a nightmare because I just ran out of personal lubricant. Bios also have links to other pornstars they’ve banged or banged alongside, so there’s a lot of tail to chase down the rabbit hole.
Finally, there are a handful of Recent Porn Photos. Most of today’s offerings look like professional nudes, but a few are slutty young 18+ amateurs. I got curious about how many people actually look at photos on a free porn video site. It isn’t many. None of the views have even cracked the double digits. Photos of tits are nice, sure, but we’d all rather see explicit penetration in full HD video.
Hot 18+ Teens Getting Fucked On Camera
The thumbnails out front are stamped with a video resolution and give you a moving preview when you hover your mouse over them. That’s how I knew I really had to see this video I saw in the Popular HD section. It’s a 20-minute, 1080p flick called 18+ Teen Gets Rammed By Dad’s Horny Friend.
The video started in full resolution without any buffering or ads, but I noticed my Adblock plugin’s blocked spam score went up a little. Don’t stick your dick in Eporner without protection!
I always see those social media icons underneath porn movies and wonder who’s sharing anal porn with grandma on Facebook. Eporner doesn’t have a Facebook button, but they do have huge, conspicuous Twitter and Reddit buttons when your mouse goes over the video. They’re the only icons that do that, so Eporner must really want you to share.
18+ Teenie Gets Rammed By Dad’s Horny Friend opens with some weak banter, so I skipped ahead a bit to the dude’s entrance on the scene. I got a couple of seconds of buffering each time I jumped ahead, but not long enough to go soft. The timeline displays a little preview image so you don’t jump to a boring scene, and there are even a bunch of linked, timestamped thumbnails beneath the video.
I didn’t really have to worry about boring scenes with this one, though. Once presented with a dick to play with, little Daisy Stone makes very good use of all that screentime. It’s easy to see why the clip has an 85% rating. I clicked the thumbs-up to add my vote.
A download button below the video brings up links to save the clip as an MP4. They offer the same video qualities as the streaming version, no login necessary and no ads displayed on the way. Nice!
All Kinds of Perverted Smut
The tags for 18+ Teenie Gets Rammed By Dad’s Horny Friend are done right. Whoever uploaded this gem made sure everyone would know it has a Blonde, Petite 18+ Teens, and a Cumshot. I point this out because tags can be really hit or miss on any site that allows user uploads. Sometimes people just upload a random lesbian movie and add a couple of half-ass tags, or skip them completely.
One thing I really like about Eporner is that if you see a clip with shitty tags, you can click the Suggest button and type something useful. Of course, this system does require people to look out for their fellow perverts and do something besides masturbate. It would be interesting to know how often it’s actually used.
I wasn’t able to find a full list of tags anywhere, but the sidebar on the left side of the screen has a list of Categories. There are about 70 sub-genres of pornography on the site, which is a decent number to deal with. Some sites hit you with thousands of overlapping and needlessly specific niches like Student Blowjob In Hentai POV. Here, those are all separate categories.
The sidebar even displays how many pieces of smut they’ve got for each Category. They’ve got half a million each of Blowjob and 18+ Teen movies. Chubby chasers will go wild for the 10k BBW clips, and the kinksters will want to check out their 109k Fetish and 51k BDSM videos. They’ve only got 200 VR movies, but give them time. It’s a very new genre.
I didn’t notice any Gay movies when I was browsing the site. I guess you have to click the Gay category if you want to pull up their 430k homo movies. The same goes for trans girls, but there are only 43k.
How Much Amateur Porn Is There?
I’ve always been a fan of fuck flicks with the girl next door, especially when she literally is the girl next door. If you’re into amateur porn, you know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s just so real and so hot.
Eporner has a sizeable collection of the homemade stuff. As I mentioned, the front page even splits up the new stuff. I’m not sure it splits it up exactly right, though.
The Production links in the top corner let you narrow the whole selection down to Professional (1,484,024) or Homemade (262,508). The problem is the Categories list just below that, where it lists 817,427 Amateur movies and 300,743 Homemade ones.
It’s not a super serious problem. It just means you’re not going to get all of the amateur stuff from the Production link at the top. Use the links under the Categories instead. Hopefully, Eporner implements one of the solutions that instantly come to mind when you notice the problem, because the collection itself is fucking sweet.
Eporner is one of the top free porn tubes in the world. It’s one of the biggest, it gets an absolute fuck-ton of hits, and it’s been around a long time. Besides the big numbers, though, it’s just a damn decent site.
Within 30 seconds of visiting Eporner, I got a pop-under for Chaturbate when I accidentally clicked the background. I took that as a really bad sign, expecting an onslaught of spam at every turn. I was pleasantly surprised that didn’t happen. With my spam-blocker activated, I didn’t have any bullshit ruining my wank session.
What do you look for in a free porn tube? When I’m after free porn, I just want a big, wide-ranging collection that’s easy to dig through and easy to watch. It’s really not a complicated formula, but it is fairly hard to do well. Eporner, just like PornTrex, does it, though. There are a million free tubes out there, and only few of them will compare.

HQ porner is exactly what it sounds like—a site dedicated to high-quality porn aka HQPorn and often misspelled as “hdporner”. And it does not disappoint at all in that regard. I fucking love porn sites that are no-bullshit, and this is definitely one of them. From the moment you land on the homepage, you have immediate access to the best scenes from the web’s top production studios. I’m talking Brazzers, Reality Kings, Penthouse, and Playboy, just to name a few.
The site boasts about how “You can find more than one hundred thousand various HD porn videos on HQ Porner, to anybody’s taste,” and this is very true. Well, maybe not to anybody’s taste.
I Like My Porn Sites Like I Like My Women: Simple and Easy to Use
The site is well designed, easy to navigate, and convenient. Whether you have no fucking idea what you’re looking for—you just know you’re horny and want some HD videos—you are looking for a specific chick getting fucked in a specific scene (or position), or you saw an ad for a paid video on your go-to tube site and you have some basic search terms in mind, HQporner has you covered. Right under the prominently featured search bar are a few suggested phrases that other “porners” are searching right now.
When I visited the site they listed, gangbang handjob group sex, Jhenna Greey [a popular trans pornstar], and big tits handjob tattooed,” but the suggestions will change, based on what is being searched, every time you refresh the page. For someone like me who goes to a site already hard with no particular game plan in mind, these suggestions are really helpful.
Another option HQ Porner provides, in case you don’t want to browse based on keywords, is to search by the studio. Just click the appropriately labeled tab on the menu bar, and you’ll find a page with a list of popular production studios. Each studio has its own aesthetic, so this can be really convenient if you know what type of scene or film you’re looking for.
One aspect of this that I found a little disappointing, though, is that they do not have every studio listed that they provide content from. They have a ton of Brazzers content, for example, yet Brazzers is not featured in their “Studios” section. What the fuck’s up with that? It seems kind of lazy if you ask me.
Going back to the ease of navigation and simple design of the site, though, there is a column to the left that follows you on every page, allowing you to access whatever you want with minimal effort.
In this neat and sectioned-out column, you can click on the most viewed videos (of the month, or the week), you can test your luck with the “random porn” button (allowing you to randomly shuffle through all of their content), you can filter content to only show 1080p HD or 60 FPS videos (Frames Per Second, not Faps Per Second), and you can conveniently filter by category, girl, or studio (all without leaving the page you’re on). The only thing that rivals the outstanding quality of the videos on hqporner are the super convenient features and high level of organization the site provides.
Nobody Puts Granny in a Corner. Except for Hqporner…
Another organizational feature that hqporner has that I have not seen anywhere else is that they segregate their “mature” content. I fucking love this. I have never been able to get off on the idea of watching a bunch of old, wrinkly biddies getting fucked; always found it to be kind of a buzzkill to be sifting through a bunch of gorgeous 21-year-old girls when, out of fucking nowhere, there’s a granny getting taking it hard in the ass.
Now I’m thinking of grandmas, and, inevitably, my own grandma, and, boom, no more boner, just like that; session ruined. I’m glad to see that someone else has anticipated that frustration and taken measures to separate videos by age!
Conversely, though, if you are disgusted by the thought of seeing hot young 18+ sluts, and all you want are cougars, you can easily click a button at the bottom of the site to switch over to “All Mature” mode. This might come in handy if you are getting up there in age yourself and aren’t particularly into the idea of fucking girls who are a third your age. Or maybe you’re just a dirty GILF hunter. Either way, the option’s there and easily accessible.
My Other Favorite “F” Word
The best part of hqporner.com? They provide nothing but HD content for free. And I’m not talking content from premium paid sites the way Pornhub or Redtube have seven-minute excerpts from premium scenes either. Hqporner provides full scenes samples, with absolutely no reduction in video or audio quality.
A Small Price to Pay…
There are only a few downsides to hqporner: 1.) the age-old problem of ads, and 2.) it would be nice to be able to view more related videos without having to jump to a new page. Regarding the ads, I will admit that I have seen much worse in terms of density, invasiveness, and grossness of content, but they still piss me off and take my head out of the game. To Hqporner’s credit, though, the ads are sparse and they most likely aren’t gonna deflate your hard-on.
I would like to see Hqporner embrace some elements of the tube site design. Being able to scroll through more than three related videos when you get bored with the one you’re watching would be nice—kind of like Pornhub’s “load more” feature. I don’t like having to switch tabs or do too much mouse-work while I’m spanking it. In fact, this is a lesson I think most porn sites could really benefit from learning: don’t make me interrupt my fap because of lazy coding!
Having said that, I think those two gripes are relatively small prices to pay for bottomless premium HD content samples. Especially seeing as a subscription to just one of the many sites Hqporner provides content from will run you, minimum, $10 a month. I guess I can look the other way on my usual blood-curdling hatred of ads in this case.
In Defense of Paying for Porn
It’s not that there aren’t benefits to having a few subscriptions to premium paid content (in addition to no ads) —it’s just a fact that you’ll get content not accessible anywhere else on the web, as well as brand-spankin’ new scenes with your favorite sluts every week the very second that they are released.
With that in mind, I recommend using Hqporner as a means to an end. Sample all of the studios, familiarize yourself with their work and decide which ones you like best. Once you settle on a few, go fucking buy a subscription. Don’t be a cheap fuck; porn doesn’t make itself.
And, with that, that is exactly what I am going to do. I’m in the market for a new subscription, and I’ve always wanted to really explore what Brazzers has to offer. But, before I shell out $120 over the next year, I think I’ll check out a few sample videos on Hqporner first, see if it’s going to be worth it. Until next time, happy fapping, assholes.

I’ve come across beeg.com more than a few times in my years of hunting down great porn. It turns out, though, I may have been pronouncing “beeg” wrong this whole time. I have always read “beeg” like an elongated version of “big,” as in, “damn, she has some beeg ol’ titties.” According to Urban Dictionary, though, the word “beeg” refers to the shorthand of BJ, as in, “there I was, minding my own business, when this sexy ass blonde chick came over to me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a beeg, right there on the bus!”
I’m not sure exactly how beeg.com intends it to be pronounced, but, surely, either way, it seems to work just fine. Whether it is in reference to the site being a beeg ass archive of porn videos, or it is in reference to getting a beeg from the girl of your dreams, one thing is certain: you will likely never run out of content to blow your load to on Beeg.com.
From the moment you land on Beeg’s homepage, this becomes clear. It’s a no-nonsense website, giving you nothing but porn straight out the gate, and tons of it. The site is designed specifically to cut through the bullshit. No giant jumbled and confusing banners, category divisions, or distractions to contend with. Just a fuck load of porn immediately. Hundreds of medium-sized thumbnails materialize before your very eyes from the moment you hit page one. And this trend continues on for 56 more pages.
Artful Site Design
This is the epitome of minimalist web design at its finest. Just a white background and seemingly endless porn video thumbnails stack right on top of one another, almost like a skyscraper of porn to scroll down, top to bottom on each page. On the top of this tower of videos, you have a very basic (but effective) navigation bar, but it’s so slim and out of the way, you hardly even realize its there if you have no use for it.
Here you’ll find Beeg’s tiny abstract logo which functions as a “home” button (just a narrow black rectangle, a space, and a black square … almost as if it is meant to look like Beeg with a dot next to it for beeg.com but it has been redacted), below that will be a sparse menu bar, offering buttons for “tags,” “people,” “channels,” and “cams.”
To the right of the menu bar, feel free to search whatever keywords or porn stars come to mind. Then, from there, it’s nothing but free porn. It’s really kind of beautiful. Beeg.com is so well designed that it’s got me a little half chub already and I haven’t even gotten to the porn yet!
Clicking on “tags” brings you to an enormous and alphabetized list of all the tags used on beeg.com. I have to say, I am often underwhelmed by tag lists (they just never seem beeg enough for me), but this one is truly impressive. Filter Beeg’s content by almost any tag imaginable, from “alien” to “yacht.” Plus, another great feature, once you select a tag, you aren’t brought to a whole new corner of the site. Instead, the tag page simply reloads, allowing you to quickly switch to a new tag, and the tagged videos now appear under the list.
The “people” section of the site, however, does not seem to work quite as seamlessly. Clicking on “people” gives you access to their entire database of porn stars, sure, but it would have been fucking perfect if clicking on one of them did the same thing as the “tags” page—simply refreshed the page with the filtered videos underneath. This seems kind of like a missed opportunity, especially since the model’s individual pages don’t include a bio or stats or anything like that, just her name and her videos. Oh well, this is definitely not the biggest letdown. I certainly won’t be losing any sleep over it.
Navigating to the “channels” section of Beeg will filter their smorgasbord of porn into studio-specific video collections. Want to find only videos produced by, say, Ass Parade or Big Tits at Work? No problem. Scroll through their staggering list of production companies to click through to a page dedicated entirely to a given studio. I always thought that this was a great way to preview and sample paysites before making the big decision of which ones to actually subscribe to. Beeg makes this process of test fapping before you buy easier than ever.
Quantity? Quality? Both
Unlike many similar tube sites out there today, Beeg.com also does not make you choose between quality and quantity. As I mentioned before, the sheer amount of porn to be found on Beeg is impressive; but what is equally impressive is that every single one of these videos is of stellar quality.
If what you are looking for are tons of homemade shaky cell phone camera quality videos of mediocre-looking chicks getting fucked doggystyle for a minute and a half, Beeg is not for you. If you are looking, on the other hand, for tons of professional-grade, HD videos of some of the sexiest chicks in the world getting fucked right, then you’ve come to the right place.
Not only are the videos themselves all of really great quality (both in terms of the definition and the production), but the thumbnails and media player on Beeg are equally awesome. Hover your mouse over any one of the thumbnails that make up the tower of porn before you and view previews of the videos, actual quick clips playing out; none of that screenshot slideshow bullshit. Click on one that looks like it might be what you are in the mood for and enjoy a crystal-clear video without losing your spot in the tower of porn.
Fap Carefree
Again, this is an example of Beeg prioritizing convenience and ease of use. Instead of taking you to a whole new page when you click on a thumbnail, Beeg just loads that video wherever on the page you happen to be. Continue to browse right where you left off while the video plays, hardly even missing a beat. This is fucking wonderful.
To the right of the media player, you will find some handy information about the video in question. Enjoy reading a quick summary of the scene, learn what studio it’s from (and easily click into that studio’s channel page if you like), or choose from a list of relevant tags if you wish to explore similar videos.
On the player itself, you have one of the most convenient video scrub bars I’ve ever seen. Hover your mouse over any spot on the video’s scrub bar and an extra-large preview of what’s to come will appear. That greatest part is, that is how you jump around in the scene—not by trying to click on some tiny point on a little bar at the bottom of the video, but by clicking on the thumbnail of the preview based on where in the video your mouse sits. Features like this just make life so much easier, and it amazes me that this is the first time I’ve seen a media player designed in this way. More sites should really consider following suit.
The more I discover Beeg, the more I find to love about it. Not only do they have a fully functional mobile site, but it is possibly one of the best mobile porn experiences I’ve ever come across. Similarly designed to their normal site, you still have a tower of porn to scroll endlessly down. The only difference being that, on the computer, you’ll have five thumbnails per row. On your smartphone, each row is comprised of one extra-large thumbnail. I strongly encourage the people at Beeg to develop an app—I think their format would really lend itself well to it.
One Tiny Blemish
Beeg is doing so much right as a porn tube, it’s hard to oversell it. But no site is perfect. Beeg is not without flaws (albeit maybe only one, but still). They do use ads. This was a huge letdown. Because, for a moment, I thought maybe we had found that mythical perfect porn site. But, sadly, no; not today. Beeg does have ads. You won’t find any on the pages themselves, and they don’t have many, but they still exist. Every time you pause a video, they will be trying to sell you something. Damn it, Beeg, you were so close to becoming my new favorite porn site. I still love you, but this is disappointing.
All in all, Beeg is easily one of the best tube sites I’ve ever been on. Great videos, an enormous selection, excellent site design and layout, a unique experience, an awesome mobile site, very minimal ads. What more can I say? I’m here all day for Beeg.com. Whether their name is in reference to a BJ or the enormous size of their site, I honestly could give a fuck less; Beeg will keep me cumming back for more.

Sexy Porn, aka YourPorn.sexy (not youporn.sexy) is quite the name for a page, huh? You really had to let the people know that you’ve got the hottest movies up on your website with that domain name, did you? That’s fine. I like how bold the person who came up with the name of the page was. However, this raises a single question. Are the movies here that great? Well, there’s only one way to find this out, so, we will make our way inside Your Porn Sexy and see what kind of content hides within!
The first impression
So, as soon as you open this page up, you will notice that the design of Sxyprn is pretty decent. I mean, it’s not as simple as I’d like it to be, but it still does the job — a black background on top of which thumbnails and names of header tabs are found. Not many colors are present here. Black, white, and orange are all you see on the page. This also applies to the movies on SexyPorn (YourPorn) for some reason. Well, there are no “orange” people in pornography, unless Donny Trump bought Brazzers and decided to show his cock overnight and I didn’t notice it. However, ThePornDude could never miss up on something like that. I mean, that kind of thing would literally break the internet.
But yeah, what you see on the home page are basically “vanilla” white vs. white videos and videos where white drill black girls and videos where blacks drill 18+ white girls. I guess that’s what the people of SexyPorn (YourPorn) are into. It’s exactly what they are into, in fact. These videos are found in a section of the home page, which is called the Porn Wall.
The Porn Wall or the great wall of Your Porn as we will call it from now on (because our name is cooler, obviously) is stuffed with the 24 hottest videos from the entire website in the past few hours. Keep scrolling down, and you’ll notice that this section takes up the whole home page, literally. However, there are some more sections underneath this one, but they take up a little bit of space, so they are barely noticeable.
The underdogs
First off, you have the Top PornStars Subs section, and this one shows you the most popular pornstars on the website. Unsurprisingly, Lana Rhoades is shown on top of the list, followed by Mia Malkova. You’ll see lots of different well-known pornstars that come after these two, but we don’t really need to mention them. Underneath this section, there are the Top SubCat Subs, and this is where you’ll see what kind of websites the people of Sxyprn.com (YourPorn.sexy) love to watch.
So, no categories?
While categories technically aren’t present on this website, they still exist, technically. However, actual categories aren’t used here; rather, a system of “hashtags” is used. These hashtags are basically what tags are for literally any other porn website on the internet. So, you get to see that 25 thousand videos have the tag “Anal” on them and that the Big Tits tag sports a whopping 27 thousand videos.
You should know that 32 categories exist here and that for some reason, some of these categories aren’t even real categories. I mean okay, not exactly, but you get footjob videos taking up two tabs for some reason, which is quite weird. Do people like feet so much that they need two tabs for them? Well, two tabs for two feet, I guess. Shouldn’t the big tits category get two tabs then, according to that logic?
The player
Okay, so what’s so great about the player is the fact that it doesn’t take much to load a video, and it plays these videos in high definition. However, the issue comes to light pretty quickly as soon as you try to play a video since you will most likely encounter an ad as soon as you try to play your video. This is rarely a single ad. Instead, it’s multiple ads crowding the screen and bothering the living hell out of you, which sucks, honestly.
It puts a strain on your RAM, and it fucks your lovely brain up as well, and sometimes it’s just not worth it. Some important info about the porno movie that you are trying to watch is listed right there underneath the named player, and that would be the age of the video, the views it has, and of course, you get to see the rating.
Furthermore, you might want to download some of these movies, and obviously, since it is free, you will download some of them. I should have mentioned this option earlier in the text because it’s so great. I mean, just listen. It’s free, and it’s licensed full-length porn, it’s HD, it comes from studios that will charge you a stupid amount of money for ten minutes of their overrated porno. This is such a great thing from so many angles.
You simply have to admit it! I’d also like to mention that these ads can annoy the fuck out of me and that there are a few types of advertisements that exist here. So many that I’d like to write an entire paragraph entirely dedicated to the ads.
You guessed it right, it’s the ads
I wasn’t playing! Since these tick me off quite well I will dedicate a few lines of text just to these little bastards because they deserve it, I swear to god. You’ll see that they start popping up on the home page as soon as you make your way inside SexyPorn (YourPorn). And these ads aren’t just low-level ads. These motherfuckers move and have a little x in their top right corner, and if you manage to click the wrong post, not only does the ad open up like three more ads, but it stays in the same spot, and it doesn’t go away.
Even if you manage to hit the x button, they will still open a few little ads, and only when you’ve bombarded the x button with clicks will they go away. I would just ignore these motherfuckers, but you can’t because they hover above the thumbnails. Did I mention that when you hover above the thumbnails with your cursor that a little preview starts playing? That’s pretty nice, I guess.
The other sections of SexyPorn (YourPorn)
Up until now, we’ve only been talking about the homepage and pretty much nothing else. However, this is where it all changes. We mention the other sections of SexyPorn (YourPorn) (often misspelled as “YourPornSexy”, “YouPorn Sexy”, “You Porn Sexy”, “yourporn/sexy” and “yourporn.com”) that aren’t nearly as fun as the home page and sections that you most likely won’t even use. So, first off, we have a header tab named “live,” and if you click on this one, you get a live stream of pornography. Not camgirls or stuff like that, but usually casting videos and things like that.
The Porn Pics section speaks for itself. Some of us like videos, some of us like pictures of naked chicks (and dudes). So, you folks who prefer pictures to videos should head to this section. Now, a section of this website that captured my attention was the “torrents” section. Of course, you wonder what’s so special about this one? Well, any video you can see in there can be downloaded.
A true porno heaven
This website, just like DaftSex crowded with tons and tons of great free videos that come in anywhere between five and forty minutes. Pornos with stories, even! None of that boring, senseless pounding, a bunch of content for girls up in here as well. You want to see a girl cum after a dude licks her pussy for twenty mins or somethin’ like that? They got you covered, girl!

Have you visited the Fap House lately? I ain’t talking about visiting your mother-in-law’s place, where your wife insists you’re not allowed to fuck in the guestroom, leading you to rub out load after load after explosive load in the bathroom. (“I swear, honey, I just have the shits from your mom’s meatloaf!”) I’m actually talking about a new premium site that popped up at the beginning of April. They made a ridiculously grand entrance into the online porn market, building up a following at a rate that would make just about any smut peddler jealous; a couple of months in, they’re already getting over 30 million visits a month.
So, what’s the fucking Faphouse.com secret? Well, figuring it out is one of my goals this morning, along with filling up this old gym sock with sperm. I have a feeling the key to their success might be in their main gimmick: they’re offering full-length pornos from a ton of sources for one price. I’ve always been a sucker for a deal, especially one that’s going to make my morning fap routines even more productive. Without any further ado, let me lube up the ol’ Johnson and take a look.
Big Stars, Big Tits and Big Studios
When I first pulled up Faphouse, I really thought it was another free tube. I thought it was a higher-end free tube, for sure, because the presentation is really fucking nice, but the overall vibe initially feels more free tube than premium. I think it’s because they hit you right away with that wall of thumbnails you expect on a tube, versus the big auto-playing video you get on most of the big paysites coming out these days.
Another thing that made me think it was a tube was that they’ve got videos from a ton of big names in smut. The premium networks will often consolidate their different brands under one umbrella, while tubes usually offer an even wider range on account of all the samples. As soon as I hit the Faphouse landing page, I saw movies from Pure Taboo, Girlsway, Sis Loves Me, Kink, and Girlfriend Films. A quick visit to the Studios section finds a list of nearly 5,000 studios, including a lot of major players like Shoplyfter, Naughty America, Jules Jordan, Analized and Blacked. If you watch porn, you will recognize a ton of them.
It goes without saying that when they’re publishing content from so many well-known studios, they’ve also got a ton of well-known pornstars. I tried typing my favorites into the search bar and got a nice load of results for nearly every babe I tried, from Abella Danger to Brooklyn Gray, Riley Reid to Mia Malkova, Krystal Swift to Estella Bathory. The only notable exception was Mia Khalifa, but you’ve got to remember, she actually only shot a couple of movies in her short time in the full-on porn movie business.
Another thing that made me suspect it was a free tube was the wide range of sex genres and fetishes they’re catering to. Paysites often have a theme, but these guys are all over the fucking place. There’s stepsister lesbian sex, anal with the boss’s husband, interracial creampies, hardcore group BDSM, German orgies, pregnant moms arranging for their unborn to meet a big-ass, one-eyed snake monster in the womb, and even a handful of pee scenes. That’s all on the front page!
Of course, if you’ve got a trained eye like I do, there are some giveaways that this is a premium site. One of the biggest is that the film lengths are stamped on all the thumbnails out front, and they’re all full-length movies. You get that sometimes on the crappy tubes, but they usually come with a half-ass, last-gen presentation and a whole fucking fuck-ton of spam. This site is clean as hell, at least with regards to the layout, though the flicks are just as dirty as you perverts were hoping.
How Much Does All This Porn Cost?
You’ll get that final confirmation that this is a paysite when you try to click one of those all-so-enticing thumbs out front. While Faphouse is kind enough to give you a ton of free samples in the form of montages for all the movies, samples are all you get. Below each is a button where you can GET FULL VIDEO, and that naturally leads to the signup page.
After gawking at the short, looping preview for a Mommy’s Girl flick with Scarlett Sage and Jelena Jensen, I was hard as a rock and dripping in my drawers. The girls were making out, scissoring, sucking toes and titties, and having pink tacos for lunch. I really wanted to see the whole thing, so what’s a horny dude to do? I clicked that GET FULL VIDEO button to see what it’d cost me.
Given how many studios were on the menu and how all the flicks are long, I was really expecting Faphouse.com memberships to cost the industry-standard thirty bucks you pay for a month at most any paysite. It turns out Faphouse is way cheaper than your typical premium spot. The regular price is just ten bucks a month, with a yearly rate that breaks down to just six. Their lifetime rate is fifty bucks more than I’m charging over at PornDudeCasting, but it’s still a good price to get into that all-you-can fap smut buffet until you’re dead in the ground or your dick stops working.
The question after looking at the price of any paysite is, “Well, how much do you get for that price?” Dudes, this shit is fucking wild. The site’s only been live for a couple of months, but they’ve already got over 300,000 videos in the collection. (The signup page lists almost 200k, but they’re growing so fast that’s already inaccurate.) Like any good paysite, they’re regularly adding to the pile, and they’re going a lot harder than any other paysite I can think of. I like to see at least one update a week if I’m spending money, but Faphouse.com is adding 200 new videos every day.
Hundreds of Thousands of Pornos
Damn, so where do I even start with over a quarter of a million full-length dirty movies? Should I fap to one of these pseudo-taboo flicks, beat off to a lesbian threesome, or get kinky as hell in their big-ass collection of fetish films? They have a nice Categories index with a couple of hundred porn genres and fetishes, as well as that big-ass Studios directory I mentioned, though I’m kind of disappointed not to find a similar index for all the pornstars.
I decided to start my official Faphouse.com fap test with a movie added just yesterday. It’s an hour-long Pure Taboo movie called Teen Fucked By Best Friend’s Parents At Family Holiday (18+). The site obviously ain’t skimping on bandwidth, because it started playing smoothly in HD as soon as I hit the Play button. It doesn’t go up to 4k, but the 1080p looks gorgeous on my laptop.
If you’re familiar with Pure Taboo, you already know they have high production values and a cinematic style. After a long setup, we finally see our heroine in bed with her friend’s parents. The action really kicks off around the 17-minute mark, when the panties finally come off and the pussy-eating commences. I can’t help thinking the male talent looks a lot like a younger version of famous crazy dead man John McAfee, but good god, it’s a fantastic fuck flick.
I think OnlyFans has brought back the trend of paysites going the streaming-only route, but Faphouse surprised me by including downloads with the membership. That makes it an even better value for anybody looking to build up their offline porn library for when society collapses completely. You’ll be able to barter those SD cards for food, gasoline and ammunition, and you’ll get a lot of good faps in.
Faphouse.com is an absolute winner in my book. This is easily one of the best values I’ve seen in pornography recently, which goes a long way in explaining how their traffic blew up immediately after launch. The catalog is wide-ranging, featuring some of the best studios and pornstars in the game, with movies in just about any genre. Even the deep-niche fetish freaks are going to have a blast with this one. Seriously, folks, just go check it out. You can browse the whole catalog before pulling the trigger, and I have a feeling you’re going to love what you see.

Brazzers network might just be the most widely recognized name in pornography today. Even if you’re just a casual porn watcher (we know you’re not, ya fuckin perv), you’ve likely heard of Brazzers. They are notorious for providing some of the highest quality content, sexiest porn stars, and well-executed extended scenes. It also probably doesn’t hurt that they seem to have ad space on nearly every free porn site on the web.
Brazzers got its start in 2005 by a group of investors in Montreal and has since become a subsidiary of the conglomerate, Mindgeek, putting them alongside other giants of the adult video world, Pornhub and Redtube. Brazzers has built quite the reputation for themselves, winning multiple AVN (Adult Video News) awards every year since 2009. Among their many accolades are Best Adult Website, Best New Video Production Company, Best Big Bust (Big Tits at School), Best Membership Website, and Best Art Direction (Storm Kings). You would be hard-pressed to find a more consistently top-notch membership network out there today.
I have always been curious to see for myself what all the hype was about, so I finally decided to subscribe. There are many things Brazzers is doing right and a few things that I would expect such a high-profile paid porn site to be much better at. So, without further ado, let’s get into it.
Can a Porn Site Give you Blue Balls?
There is a palpable feeling of excitement upon logging into a new paid porn site for the first time, especially one with a reputation like Brazzers’. However, as soon as I enter my username and password, and complete the stupid little Recaptcha test (which images contain buses? I don’t fucking know, Brazzers; which images contain tight pussies? Can you tell me that?), I’m redirected to a portal site instead of the Brazzers home page.
Immediately they are trying to sell me more shit—bundle packages with other studios like Reality Kings, Mofos, and Digital Playground—and there is a confusing list of generic category-based channels to choose from. There is the Latina Channel, the Teens Channel, the Milfs Channel. Confused and quickly losing hardness, I click on the Teens Channel (18+), thinking maybe that’s just how Brazzers organizes their content.
Not quite. Instead of taking me to all of the sexy 18+ teen videos Brazzers has to offer, they’re already trying to sell me something else. They actually expect me to pay $60 more to unlock this channel. Are you fucking kidding me? I just signed up for a yearlong subscription at $10 a month, that’s $120, and you already want more of my money? Calm down, you greedy fucks.
After clicking through a couple more of these bullshit channels, I finally notice the small menu bar at the top of the site. In addition to “Channels,” there is a dropdown menu for “Sites,” which are also all locked and require additional payment to be viewed. Eventually, I hover my mouse over “Networks.” Completely flaccid by this point, there it is, in another dropdown menu, a link for Brazzers.
Okay, cool, now I’ll be able to find some awesome videos and fap uninterrupted. Or so I thought. Although I was pleased to have successfully hunted down and located the official Brazzers site and all its content, there are still more bundle ads! For the price I’m paying, I should at least be able to watch my porn in peace, don’t you think? Awful first impression, Brazzers. Step your fucking game up.
More Ads? But You Already Have My Fucking Money!
I am less than impressed with the layout and design of the website too. Two vertical banner ads for what content they are pushing hard this week. I accidentally click on the right side of the screen and am brought to—not even a full video, mind you—a trailer for the season finale of Brazzers House, which doesn’t come out for another 9 days, 11 hours, 36 minutes, and 50 seconds (according to the additional countdown clock at the top of the page).
Who knew that paying for porn would actually make it more difficult to actually watch some fucking porn?
Underneath and in between all of the obnoxious ads on the home page are some videos. Emphasis on the word, “some.” I don’t know about you, but I would expect the actual viewable content to be the main focus of a website like Brazzers. Nope. Instead, you have three categories, with four videos in each: “Latest Scenes,” “Most Popular this Week,” and “Upcoming Scenes.” To view more than four videos in each category, you must click on another page.
Below these three tiny sections, the home page also has links for “Brazzers Live Cams,” “Recently Active Porn Stars,” and “Our Partners [technically another fucking ad].” I decided to check out the live cams, curious to see if any of their porn stars go on it ever. But, wait a minute, what’s that? Another feature Brazzers wants me to pay extra for? Now I’m pissed.
Okay, Now We’re Getting There? Maybe?
I’ve wasted a good fifteen minutes just trying to find all of this great porn Brazzers apparently has hidden somewhere. I go back to the home page once more and try my luck with “Latest Scenes.” Okay, now it looks like we’re getting somewhere. There are still way too many ads above, to the sides of, and below the search results, but at least I get to choose between more than four fucking videos this time.
There’s a decent filter feature above the search results where I can organize the scenes by release date, rating, most views, title, or “I feel horny,” which shuffles the order, I guess? I don’t know, I can’t really tell what that does. I can also filter by model name or tag (tags can also be used in conjunction with one another, which is pretty cool).
Ah, There We Go…
I will say that the content is 100% all it’s cracked up to be. You can tell that the people at Brazzers respect pornography as the art form that it is. They are not just putting out cheap smut for the lowest common denominators. The production quality of their videos is excellent, the cinematography is thoughtful, the women are fucking gorgeous.
One thing in particular that I enjoy about Brazzers’ content is the fact that they are continuing the tradition of narrative-based porn. In today’s age of mass porn consumption, the emphasis on the storyline in porn seems to be dying off a little bit. Thankfully, though, there are still quality studios out there like Brazzer’s keeping it alive. Sometimes it’s nice to have a little bit of backstory to help get you immersed in the fantasy. Sometimes I don’t want to just simply fuck a tight asshole; sometimes I want to know that the tight asshole I’m fucking belongs to my bitchy girlfriend’s hot roommate after she gets done doing yoga in front of me.
Brazzers has content that easily allows me to slip away into the story. And if you don’t care who the tight asshole belongs to, no worries, Brazzers has plenty of quicker-paced, wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am scenes available as well.
Is It Worth Paying For?
Taking all of this into account, we come upon the ultimate question: is Brazzers worth the money? Well, that is a trickier question than it may seem at first. Sure, there is some awesome, high-quality content and you’re granted access to it as soon as it’s ready for release; but, on the other hand, what you get for your money doesn’t quite seem to live up to the massive amounts of hype that surround this studio.
Although I can appreciate paying for a great product over settling for cheaper (or free) content of a lower standard, I’m gonna say it’s totally worth paying for a subscription on Brazzers!
My biggest suggestion to Brazzers: stop trying to fucking sell me more shit when you already have my goddamned money. Greedy fucking cum sippers. Oh, and please improve your layout and navigation of your website. You have a reputation to live up to, start doing it outside of your content too.
On that note, I think I will probably be jerking it quite a bit to Brazzers (often misspelled as “brazers”, “brazzars”, “berazzers”, “brazzera”, “brezzers” and “brazzerz”) over the next few months to ensure that I get my fucking money’s worth. As a matter of fact, I think I’ll go do that right now. Happy fapping, fucktards!

Adult Time! Too lonely to Netflix And Chill? No worries, pal. I got something that will cheer you right up. Adult Time aka the Premium Adult Digital Entertainment Network won’t get you laid quite the same way as getting a woman horny while showing her chick flicks, but they do have a metric fuck-ton of dirty movies to shake your dick at. You’re going to get off either way, right? You won’t even have to order the broad a pizza.
It’s Like the Netflix of Porn
You know what’s fucking weird? Nowhere on AdultTime’s landing page do they make a reference to the fact that they’re basically the Netflix of porn. Maybe it’s some kind of copyright thing, but I see other companies compare themselves to the streaming movie giant so I don’t know. What I do know is that AdultTime is totally the Netflix of porn.
So what does the landing page say, if not that? They tell you can enjoy thousands of movies, series, and exclusive channels. Channels? Oh, maybe that’s what sets them apart from Netflix, and really gives them the advantage here.
They claim to be The Only Subscription You’ll Need. That’s bold as hell, like the boasts and brags on every other porn site. The figures they’re citing look good, though. They’ve got over 100 channels, 50,000 episodes and at least 6 new releases a day. Channels include recognizable brands like Vivid, PureTaboo, BurningAngel and RoccoSiffredi.
They’ve got Exclusive Adult Time Orginal Series. Again, it just screams Netflix of Porn. The landing-page teases include a bunch of ‘80s broads in spandex and leg warmers, and a sci-fi sex show called Future Darkly.
At the bottom of the page is a big blurb explaining What Is Adult Time. They dance around the fact some more, but goddammit, what they’re describing is Netflix, only full of uncensored adult TV shows, movies, and series.
The site has been mentioned in places like The Washington Post, Forbes and Rolling Stone, but who really cares? So was the fucking Segway. I’m more interested in this trial they’re offering, just like another site whose name rhymes with Wet Chicks. (Unlike Netflix’s freebie month, it turns out AdultTime’s trial is only 3 days and costs 3 bucks.)
A Familiar Layout, But Full of Sex
Once you get logged in, the main page of AdultTime looks really familiar. I swear I’ve seen this exact layout before, only it was full of non-pornographic movies and shows. There are rows of Latest Adult Time Updates and Recommended Scenes just for me, everything on top of a clean black background.
The familiarity is comfortable. It’s just the sex-fueled version of something you’re already used to. The movie posters sliding across the top of the screen look a hell of a lot more appealing than the Bird Box, even if the women aren’t blindfolded. Not all of them, anyway.
AdultTime.com is clearly trying to appeal to a wide audience. The featured movies at the top are pretty diverse. There’s a BBW love fest and a hardcore movie with foot fetish scenes. Tranny porn is on offer, as well as a rough-looking, bad cop-themed flick with Reluctance as one of its categories.
I’m intrigued by the poster for something called Maid For Each Other. The photo is actually pretty clean, and maybe that’s why I want to see the girls in it get so dirty. I click through and find an opportunity to check out a Girlsway Original Mini-series.
Way Better Than Stranger Things
The Series pages give you quick access to every available episode. Maid For Each Other is brand new, so there’s actually only one 36-minute episode to watch right now. There are previews of two upcoming episodes to keep you hooked, though. Next week Kenzie Reeves, Alina Lopez, and Mackenzie Moss will be fingering themselves together, so I think I’ll have to come back.
The first episode is called Office Cleaning. The young 18+ blonde comes in to clean the place up, but the thick-bootied MILF behind the desk really starts taking advantage of her a couple of minutes in. I’m pretty sure what’s happening is considered sexual harassment. I downloaded the clip as evidence, and I’ll be studying the pussy-licking scene extensively.
The production values are solid, which is something I noticed in more of AdultTime’s offerings as I browsed the site. I was worried they’d have to pad that giant catalog with some wonky-eyed crackwhores or something, but I didn’t find any bullshit productions. This is all good, polished studio smut.
Below each video, you’ll find a synopsis and all the relevant tags. Click on Tribbing, Fingering, Teen (18+) or Older/Younger to jump to AdultTime’s full stash of that category. There are also thumbnails of the babes in the picture, leading to their profiles.
So Many Beautiful Girls to Choose From
I fell in love with this young 18+ slut Scarlett Sage as I was watching her work that pussy, so I needed to see what else she’s got on the site. I clicked my way through to her profile, which is actually a little light on information. You won’t find a bio or even stats, but there is a lot of porno to look at and that’s really what you came for.
Scarlett actually has 30 movies on AdultTime already, so I’ll be busy for a while. I’ll have to cancel my evening feeding and defecating routine. There are photo sets as well, most of which are pulled directly from the movies.
She’s been in material for a half dozen of the site’s channels, including All Girl Massage, Mommy’s Girl, and Web Young (18+). I got curious what else I could find channel-surfing, so I hit the Channels page.
The Channels page lists 152 channels, which is overwhelming, but there’s a search engine built into the sidebar. The Gay and Trans porn is filtered out by default, so add it back in if that’s your bag. Me? I checked off a few of my favorite categories from the sidebar: Asian, Blowjob, Gangbang, Squirting, and Teen (18+).
All those tags I picked only narrowed things down to 117 results. If you spend a lot of time browsing Netflix without being able to choose something, AdultTime might fuck you right up. On the other hand, most of you are going to be happy with the overabundance of 18+ Asian teens giving blowjobs and squirting during gangbangs.
Cheaper Than Cable TV, and With More Nudity
AdultTime’s full streaming and downloading plan is $30 USD a month, which is pretty much what every porn site costs these days unless you’re into some really kinky niche stuff. These guys may not have tentacle taboo hentai, but they’ve got a mountain of the stuff normal perverts jerk it to. The Fetish and BDSM sections are a little lighter, but there’s some extra kinky stuff in there for the deviates.
If you don’t need downloads because you’re such a modern man with Internet access, the streaming-only plan will save you ten bucks. Ballers who can afford a year at a time will end up paying ten bucks a month, which is actually cheaper than Netflix’s Standard plan.
Overall, I’m very impressed with AdultTime. They’ve got an awesome library of smut with a fucking killer presentation. As the Netflix of porn, though, it’s missing one key feature: how do I stream it to my TV? Netflix and other streaming services, including smut sites, have support baked into their video players. I need that Chromecast button so I can watch buttholes gaping on a much bigger screen. I’ve seen other sites roll this out slowly, so let’s hope AdultTime gets with the times.
One-fee access to a variety of porno is nothing new. Usually, it’s framed as a network of sites, but AdultTime takes the more modern approach of billing themselves as another video streaming service. The site looks and feels just like Netflix, only their selection is even better. The smut’s well organized and easy to get to, and way more than you’ll ever need. Check these perverts out